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a farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. the farmer said, "that's once!"

a little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. the farmer said, "that's twice!"

after a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.
the farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

his brand new bride raised all kind of heck with him, telling him, "that was an awful thing to do."

the farmer said, "that's once!"