mary was having an affair during the day while her
husband was at work. one day, she was in bed with her boyfriend ralph,
when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. she yelled at
ralph, "hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband
is home early!"
ralph looked out the window and said, "i can't jump out the
window! it's raining like hell out there."
mary cried, "if my husband catches us in here, he will kill
both of us!"
so, ralph grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window. when he
landed outside he found himself in the middle of a marathon race,
so he started running along side the others, only he was still in
the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
one of the runners asked him, "do you always run in the nude?"
ralph answered, while gasping for air, "oh yes, it feels so
free having the air blow over your skin while you are running."
then another runner asked, "do you always run carrying your
clothes on your arm?"
ralph answered breathlessly, "oh yes, that way i can get dressed
at the end of the run and get in my car to go home."
then another runner asked, "do you always wear a condom when
you run?"
ralph answered, "only if it's raining."
